Your Assigned Spirit Pokemon

Onix, the rock snake Pokémon is mine.
# 95 in the Pokédex.

 

I got Kabuto.



Well crap now I actually have to use this guy.

 

Poliwrath!

 

I got Sceptile, my starter for OR.

But maybe it would be better to subtract the last two digits of birth year instead of current age, and then multiply by -1 if it goes negative and add 1 to avoid 0, so it would be constant, because otherwise I'll be Torchic next year.

For example: 30 * 1 - 90 = -60 so -60 * -1 + 1 = 61 (Poliwhirl)
Or: 3 * 2 - 05 = 1 + 1 = 2 (Ivysaur)

In my case, 23 * 10 - 94 = 136 + 1 = 137 (Porygon)

...Great, now I have to find a way to use a Porygon in one of my stories.

EDIT: I updated the formula I used to get Porygon because it could STILL result in 0 for someone else. It still needs work as it would make Pokédex numbers over 373 impossible.

 

Oh, this is really adorable!

Mine is Tauros

 

Your age + month you were born x day you were born = Pokédex number
(18)+(10 x 18)= 198 murkrow
OR
(18+10)x(18)= 504 patrat



Edit: This tells you I don't want to adult. I forgot about my birthday that passed in October

 

I got a good one! 136:

 

(21+ 12) x 9 = 297



(21) + (12*9) = 120

 

If we actually go multiplication -> addition, I get

Only left to right, however, lands me with

I'm pretty happy either way, honestly.

 

So, apparently I'm a Slowbro. That's not really surprising, considering that's basically how I am IRL.

 

22 + (4 x 10) = 62

(22 + 4) x 10 = 260

 

Okay, I've figured out a new formula with a constant result.

Birth Day * Birth Month * Eastern Zodiac - Birth Year (last 2 digits) = X + 1 = Pokédex Number

By assigning each Zodiac a number, we can hit every number in the dex and then some. If X is a negative, just multiply by negative 1. If your number happens to be greater than the current highest number in the dex, just divide by 10 and round up. So if I were to use the following numbers:

Spoiler: Zodiacs

1 = Rat
2 = Ox
3 = Tiger
4 = Rabbit
5 = Dragon
6 = Snake
7 = Horse
8 = Sheep
9 = Monkey
10 = Rooster
11 = Dog
12 = Pig

I was born in the year of the dog (I wish it were dragon), so my result would be:
23 * 10 * 11 - 94 = 2436 / 10 + 1 ~= 245 (Suicune)

I like how every formula I try, I end up with something that doesn't quite fit me, but at least I can be happy with three out of the 4 results. Funnily enough, if I were born 6 years earlier, during year of the dragon, I'd get Likitung, or Kangaskahn if 6 years later.

 

I'm Dodrio. I have never used it in my life, but all I can think of is Dodrio rotating its heads like a spinning helicopter. How can it even be my spirit animal if it doesn't fly with its wings!?!?!?!

 

I got Nidorina. Ehhhh... Not great, but better than some other Pokémon at least.

 

Dugtrio or Abra. I’m okay with either.

 

Hmm, let’s see... 15+15*01 could be either (15+15)*01 or 15+(15*01). Either way it’s 30, or Nidorina. wow

 

Please tell me you read AwkwardZombie!

 

You're supposed to multiply first, right? Unless there are parentheses implied around the addition. So either Bagon or Porygon 2 for me!