A young girl in Kanto is talking to her father. "I want to go to space!" She says. Her father laughs. "Heh, you're no Clefairy, Kid."
A young man named Zarill is on a road trip with his family. He gets out of his vehicle to take some pictures. "Man, this sure is a Saito see," he says. His spouse becomes impatient and yells, "Get back in the Kar, Zarill."
A young boy who went by Vigilance, chanced upon this topic. His eyes melted by the poetic beauty of it. "I WANNA TRY" he roared. "It's not as easy as it looks, kid," Satix replied, "but knock yourself out." "Okay! there once was a dragon named Eclipse...hmmm Ec..eclip...eclipse," Vigilance faltered, "I guess this is not meant for me *cri*." "It's okay buddy, Satix consoled him, "Nice try tho." xD
A young bloke got a new job at a computer company. On his first day, one of his peers decided to play a prank on him. "What's the company's name and slogan?" They asked. The man froze up - he wasn't expecting this question! "Um... Del....? the.... or... no, that's not it!" His coworkers had a good laugh, but his inability to name the company got him fired immediately.
We shall battle till then end of time with our puns. Satix was stressed. Yes, stressed and no, before you ask, it wasn't Chad NOR Ginger's fault. His wife was was having a baby and he couldn't come up with a name. For the love of his life (literally) he couldn't think of a name. Perhaps some other time.... "Sir, the birth was a success!" the nurse interrupted, "if you'd like to join your wife in the room, the Doctor will bring out your baby after all the routine exams are done!" Satix walked in and began the wait with his wife. Out of no where the Doctor burst in, "The baby! I set it down for a moment and it's gone!" "WHAT DID YOU SAY? My baby has disappeared?" Satix roared furiously, "Dr Get Us our baby back now!"
