This is a simplified, comedy-based Dungeons and Dragons campaign based on another actually serious campaign I'm playing. Nothing here will make sense. I am not sorry. I say simplified because I'm too small brain to do normal DnD and I will get everything wrong. Please correct me if you've played and I'm doing things wrong. If anyone wants to join but does not know how to create a character, that's what this thread is for! I'll guide you through character creation. Badly. Character Sheet (I will walk you through this) Name: Please look up the rules for your race. But then again this is crack so I don't really care. Sure, go ahead and name your dwark Bobella Bobertson XIV. I'll let it slide. Age: Personality: Race: Look at official races. Unless you're fine being a human. Class: Choose from my horrible descriptions below and Internet searchings. Alignment (Lawful to Chaotic, Good to Evil): Spoiler: Classes and Description of each but bad Artificer: Magical Item Craft Barbarian: Scream and hit things Fighter: Hit things Monk: Punch things Cleric: Heal things in the name of your god Paladin: Smite things in the name of whatever you swore your oath to (which can be anything) Rogue: Sneaky stabby stealy extreme edgy Wizard: Yer a wizard harry now go to school Sorcerer: Yer a wizard harry, it's in yer blood (usually comes with epic backstory) Druid: Nature is cool Warlock: Eldritch Demon Worship Ranger: A fighter but also wild survival Bard: Singing If you want to know more about the class and precisely what you can choose, search it up on the Internet. Things I will do: - Follow the 5e rules. - Explain everything if you need help. - If you are struggling with choosing a race, I can make this a human-only party. - Stats will be personally rolled by me and bent a little so they should be well-rounded. I don't want someone flapping around having rolled 6s on everything and be sad while everyone else gets to have the fun. You get to choose where you allocate them. - This thread begins WITHOUT backgrounds. If you want to use backgrounds, we will discuss with the other members and decide whether or not we will use them. - Nothing 18+. I am a minor. Most of us are minors.