You do. They eat you. Not every animal wants to cuddle you I wish I could have the power to be able to summon up any food any time I want
Your wish is fulfilled. You got more penguins but you lost them. Keep searching.. I wish i had a pikachu
Guess my wish is so great it can't be corrupted. Get sniped. You get a pickachu, but unfortunately since gym's don't exist, you don't have enough badges to train it. I wish to be free of these chains
You are soon free from the chains. But, and there is always a but, you can never be released from something anymore. I wish people can stop yelling at me.
They stop yelling at you. Now they're whispering. You can't hear them at all I want to be a smash character!
You get the one hug voucher that doesn't actually work: Spoiler There are no friendly people nearby where you are, and the expiration date is written on its back: yesterday. I wish I had the power to create my own coupons!
You get the power to create your own coupons! The problem is, none of them acually work and people seem to punch you in the face every time you try to use one. Huh, what a shame. I wish for approximately 5 birb
Nobody knows what that is, so the genie who granted your wish neatly folded you and locked you away in the cupboard. Oh, and he also turned you into a napkin so nobody can hear you scream... I wish I can finish my geography assignment!
Granted. Your assignment was rushed and has so many grammatical errors. Oh, and you get a 50 on it. I wish that I wasn't so loud...
Your wish has come true! What's that? What did you say? Raise your voice please! I can't hear you! I wish I can touch the sky!
You can. Anyone can. The sky is but the air up high, you just have to climb a mountain for it! I wish to not be a napkin
"Alright, alright," the genie concluded, "But now you have to permanently live your life as a nut!" Poor Wyxamex. I wish I can be a staff member at Lake Valor.
You do, but now you have to hear everyone complain to you, and you're in charge of discipline. Have fun with that I wish I wasn't chubby
You're not chubby but, now you are literally as thin as a pencil. Good luck going to the train! I wish I could know how to solve everything that has to do with science and mathematics.
It does work correctly, and you successfully use it! But you were such in a rush to get your work done that you didn't save it and one of your friends spilt coffee on your device. And you lost thirteen hours of work. Good luck retrieving it! I wish I can be cured of my headache.
You are cured of your headache, but now every other part of your body hurts. Ouch. I wish to be the best damn nut in existence
You're now the best damn nut. Really good. An almond in fact! Mmm almonds... I wish that when I went to the beach I wouldn't come back all sandy
