Corrupt a wish

Wish granted. It's one of those cheap knockoffs that'll start fading significantly after one week of washing.

I wish that I was able to stay in Hawaii longer

 

Wish granted, but during your extended time there, a long-dormat volcano erupts and destroys the area you're staying at. Everyone's okay, but none of your stuff is.

I wish magic existed.

 

Wish granted, but sadly everyone else but you mannaged to figure out how to use it.

I wish more people in my life are happier.

 

wish granted but you're less happy
i wish i had a endless sluply of chocolat that only i can get

 

seems fair enought.
P.S.: You forgot to make a wish

 

But it ends up burying you and since only you can get it no one can help you

I wish this thread would end already

 

Wish granted 5 months ago, but you revived it by posting here.
I wish everyone who participates in this year's Summer Scramble will take it seriously and help their team.

 

Granted but this is only for this year's Summer Scramble.

I wish the temperature here (43°C) falls down to atleast 30.

 

But then the temperature keeps on dropping until everybody freezes to death.
I wish there weren't so many people staying at my house.

 

Wish granted, but through some magical stuff your house will keep getting tinier until you only barely fit in.

I wish my exams will turn out good...

 

But everything else didn't.

I wish the United States didn't exist.

 

The US poofed from existence. But now Trump is the Prime Minister of the Phillipines.

I wish all the knowledge from my Physics class would stay in my head for my exam.

 

They did. The entire book was inserted in your head, and you died of ink poisoning.

(PS: There is no Prime Minister in the Philippines)

I wish the Soviet Union never collapsed, and that Philippines becomes their ally.

 

Granted. It corrupts itself. (Also P.S. if the U.S. never existed, the Phillipines would still be a colony of Spain, and Nazi Germany would have won WW2. Just thought I'd mention that.)

I wish I had an infinite supply of Cheez-its.

 

Granted. But as the days pass, they'll lose their flavour slowly.

I wish I knew how to knit!!

 

Granted. Except now you're out of wool and cant get more.

I wish for World Peace. Good luck corrupting that one, haha.

 

It's a world held hostage by one nation having a super weapon and not afraid to use it, ready to snap at any infringement.

I don't want to eat vegetables.

 

Granted, but now you are only allowed to eat pineapple pizza.

I wish everybody on Earth actually used logic and thought before they spoke or chose a side in an argument.

 

Granted, but through the logical thinking the biggest war in human History erupts.
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Hmm. I Wish, that the train does Not come late, Like everyday.

 

Right but now every bus you want to take does come late.

I wish I could have a new mobile!