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Corrupt a wish

Discussion in 'Game Corner' started by Aiko, Mar 7, 2016.

  1. Jupjami

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    But it's a Nokia.
    (PS: The Philippines already became independent before USA recolonized it (First Tagalog Republic), and it's not only USA that caused Germany to lose; Russia and UK helped too)
    I wish global warming stopped (but not to the point global cooling starts again)
     
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  2. Cherry3Fairy

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    Oh thanks! Nokia smart phones! That'll be a good one!

    Your wish is granted. But that's only for this season.

    I wish I had a big teddy!
     
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  3. Jupjami

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    It turned your dad into one.

    I wish USA just poofed away
     
  4. Cherry3Fairy

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    It poofed away taking one of your family members.

    I wish I find my black bracelet soon!
     
  5. Jupjami

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    (How did you know?)

    Your black bracelet became a bad luck charm and made you unlucky.

    I wish English kept their letter Þþ and the 2nd person singular pronoun.
     
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    Granted, but now Þþ is the only letter in the English alphabet, and nobody who uses English can write anything.
    I wish I had the ability to safely teleport wherever and whenever I want.

    (P.S. I know Russia and Brittain helped, but Brittain was fighting a losing battle before the U.S. and Russia joined their side, and without both additions, it is likely Germany would have won. Also Russia was on the German side for the first two years of the war, only switching when Hitler violated a peace treaty between the two. Russia would have been perfectly fine letting Hitler spread his terror and conquer any country other than themselves. Although I admit the Philippines thing I simply didn't know about.)
     
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    Granted, but when you teleport, a duplicate of you will be left wherever you teleported from.

    I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
    (Really scraping the bottom of the barrel here people)
     
  8. Cherry3Fairy

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    But that's just for this time, Tepig~

    I wish I get less sensitive to the AC!
     
  9. Arctiquaza

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    But now the AC does nothing to you, and you are very uncomfortable in the burning hot car


    I wish my bird would stop biting me when I hit a slightly uncomfortable spot when I'm petting him
     
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    It stopped biting but it keeps licking your fingers now.

    I wish my photography skills improves!
     
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    (lol he already licks my fingers)
    But now your photos are so good, they make people hallucinate ant think their there

    I wish my brother would stop bugging me to do a roleplay
     
  12. Sethal

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    Granted, but he makes it's own and tells you about it every second.
    I wish, that I can create an infinity amounts of black holes with the mass of everything in the universe.
     
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    Why on Earth would you wish that?!? Great going, because the second you did that, the entire universe was destroyed!
    Congratulations! You successfully killed almost twice as many people as Thanos!
    I wish more people I knew would be able to use common sense, logic, and compassion at the same time.
     
  14. Jupjami

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    Wish granted, but they stopped using intelligence. :D

    I wish Russia and Philippines would be buddies :)

    (PS: We DID have a prime minister, but it was during a time many Filipinos don't want to talk about ( + - Marcos' 2nd-last terms   )
     
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    Granted, but then a meteor fell and blew up the Pacific coast of Russia.

    I wish I could eat as many Reese's cups as I want without any negative effects on my health.
     
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    But you died because you ate too much

    I wish I can travel to anima unverse unlimited times without consequences.
     
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    Granted, but time here goes much faster. And if you come back, then....Yeah everyone's old.

    I wish that.... Balck holes become a living thing? And they're 9999999999999999th times more powerful, just to spice up things a little bit.
     
  18. Jupjami

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    Your face became a black hole.

    I wişh Spain gave Philippines to Ruşşia durińg Spanişh-American War so that we wouldn't have to be colony of US capitalist scum

    (PS: The Pacific coast of Ruşşia ińcludes Alaska and Japan xaxaxa)
     
  19. Arctiquaza

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    But that made your face blow up (because why not?)

    I wish to have 666 more wishes
     
  20. Jupjami

    Jupjami Thy friendly neighbourhood birb shaman

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    But instead everybody else got the 666 wişhes

    I wişh USĀ collapses
     

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