Favorite Pokedex Entries?

Tepig's dex entry in B2/W2, Y and AS makes Tepig seem even more adorable!
...I think I just lost a manliness point.

"It loves to eat roasted berries, but sometimes it gets too excited and burns them to a crisp."

 

I think this thread is for the Pokédex entries in USUM, not prior gens.

That said, I love Alolan Ninetales' US dex entry.
"The reason it guides people all the way down to the mountain’s base is that it wants them to hurry up and leave."

 

Here are some that I like or find weird.
Tough I didn't catch many Pokémon and I have the game in French so I translated the French entries.

Spoiler: Mawile

It has two mouths. As the one on the top of its head can't sense flavors, Mawile uses it to eat food it doesn't like.

Spoiler: Rockruff

It rubs its' neck sharp rocks on its Trainer to show affection. It's adorable, but painful.

Spoiler: Eevee

Eevee's DNA is subject to environmental influences. Its head even ends looking like its Trainer's.

 

Ekans has a pretty funny one
"The Eggs of bird Pokémon are its favorite food.
It swallows eggs whole, so sometimes an egg gets stuck, and Ekans faints"

I'm also quite a fan of the Alolan Ninetales Sun Entry as well

 

One neat one I find is the symbiosis of the Sandile and Trapinch families. Sandile apparently eats Trapich as a favorite food.

Now when they evolve into Krookodile and Flygon respectively, all of a sudden they're mutually beneficial. Flygon whips up sandstorms and Krookodile kills the prey. They then go 50/50

Pretty interesting going from predator/prey to hunting buddies