Fishing time in lesser known waters [a game]

You come back with a confused group of Pokémon TCG players.

I throw my assistant overboard.

 

You hear a big burp coming from the Whirl Islands.

Dark Pit throws Hades into an active volcano.

 

In return, you receive James Woods.

Eclipse casts a bungee cord onto the planet Neptune.

 

@[member="Eclipse"] receives a giant ball of aliens, willing to do anything to get to Earth.

Pit casts a Skyworld Antique onto Earth.

 

Palutena finds out and throws Pit down to the surface to find it.

Luke Skywalker sends R2-D2 to explore the Death Star.

 

Luke Skywalker receives the ashes of a destroyed planet.

Ho-Oh casts a Rainbow Wing inside a certain Pokémon Gym.. The Eckruteak Gym.

 

Ho-oh brings a ton of Pokémon back from the dead, and gets a stern talking to from both Arceus and Xerneas.

A Magikarp flops into a fishing boat.

 

The trainer kindly puts it back into the ocean.

Pit throws a microphone into a really dark pit....

 

Dark Pit gets upset at Pit and throws the mic back into his face.

The DJ drops the bass.

 

The MC picks up the treble.

Eclipse casts a lantern into a blizzard.

 

The lantern gets put out due to the cold wind and snow. Why would you throw something like that away?

A Pokémon Trainer sends out her Jigglypuff.

 

That trainer can see three figures: A lady with long, pink hair, a man with medium, blue hair and a Meowth stalking the Jigglypuff.

Ho-Oh throws a packet of sultanas on your head.

 

They are snatched away by a pack of gulls, who begin to peck at the frui-OHGAWDTHEYREEVERYWHERE

Eclipse casts a Rolex watch into a ballroom.

 

(I love seagulls, they are my brethren!)

Eclipse receives a brawl on an unprecedented scale, with so many rich men fighting for a watch that they don't have.

Stingy Lugia throws half a penny into a fountain.

 

The fountain spits it back into your face, calling you stingy.

The hero tosses the villain's missile into the ocean.

 

The hero gets a lawsuit from Atlantis for destruction of public property. And the price tag is huge.

Eclipse casts a baby seal into a night club.

 

Eclipse receives the now-raised roof. Where could you have found such a party animal?

Phyxture casts out the demon from within a brown banana.

 

Phyxture now receives a pure banana.

Link casts a moderator into a bowl.

 

Link receives powdered moderator.

That made me smile.

Eclipse casts a comet at a volcano.

 

The result is you killed the dinosaurs. Well, now we know who did it.

Markiplier tosses Tiny Box Tim into the abyss.