welp. it's a nerds birthday, Happy Birthday @Dark Lord Fumikage , also known as Jupjami, also known as Jup, also known as nerd, also known as
Unfortunate, thou hast foiled mine infernal scheme to remain wreathed in oblivion and obscurity for this day of Judgement to which the cruel Demiurge hath imprisoned me into this mortal form… I fain accept thine offering with sincere gratitude, nonetheless.
Happy womb exit day Jup! You have existed outside the darkness for at least 13 years, no I'm not actually gonna guess how old you are that'd be weird. Anyway happy rotation around the Earth! Arcadia didn't want these human heart cookies, so I guess I'll offer them?
Much appreciated. The life-sustaining thews of unfortunate wights who had been embraced by eternal darkness do be quite delectable, after all.