Fanfiction The Oak's Lab Chatfic Literally Nobody Asked For

I shall one day regret this, but eh

Spoiler: swear warning, there ok? good

Pikachu created the chat.
Pikachu added Bulbasaur and 16 others to the chat.

Pikachu: Please don't make me regret this.
Pikachu: Looking at you, Squirtle.

Squirtle is online.

Squirtle: too late~

Squirtle changed his nickname to michaelangelo.
michaelangelo changed 14 nicknames.

Father Mouse: why

Bayleef and 8 others are online.

gangnam style: bold of you to expect us to behave
mr. krabs: ngl, I kinda like my name.
flower girl: Wait, how are u even typing? You have claws
gangnam style: girl ur four-legged tho?
flower girl: Touché
heracross stay the fuck away-: I- y'know what, this nickname is fine.
the Beatles: Bulbasauurrrrrr
the Beatles: how could youuuu!!!
little explosion murder: I can hear those exclamation points how
heracross stay the fuck away-: don't deny it. you try to latch onto my back every day.
gangnam style: mood
mr. krabs: lol
i am golden: he sepaketh the truth
michaelangelo: 'sepaketh' lmao
i am golden: speaketh*
i am golden: fuck
flower girl: language!!! Phanpy is here!
roly poly: Bayleeeef I'm not a kidddd ><
little explosion murder: Bulbasaur's nickname literally has the same word
free hugs!!!: Prof. Oak is making weird sounds, I think I broke him
golden birb: thine words say otherwise
Father Mouse: wh-

Corphish and 2 others are online.

Treecko: ...
Corphish: new friends!
i am golden: seems like our trainer hath found some more poor souls to torment with his stupid life decisions
gangnam style: F
little explosion murder: F
michaelangelo: F
heracross stay the fuck away-: F
free hugs!!!: F
Taillow: I'm literally scared

Corphish changed his nickname to hey hey!.

i have 29 brothers fight me: you should be.

hey hey! changed 2 nicknames.

twig vore: this seems... interesting
twig vore: okay fuck you Corphish
michaelangelo: lmfao
angry bird: FUCK YOU CORPHISH
flower girl: Dear Ho-oh, yet another troublemaker
gangnam style: I feel called out
i have 29 brothers fight me: what happened to Prof. Oak?
Father Mouse: *sighs*
Father Mouse: Just introduce yourselves so I can go back to eating ketchup.
Father Mouse: newbies go first
hey hey!: I'll start then! ^^
hey hey!: Corphish, male water type!!! the best type!!!
michaelangelo: AMEN
mr. krabs: amen!
gangnam style: A
gangnam style: M
little explosion murder: no
gangnam style: E
twig vore: grass-types be like
gangnam style: N
gangnam style: DAMMIT
twig vore: Treecko, male grass-type and I DO NOT EAT STICKS
hey hey!: doubt
twig vore: shut
angry hird: Taillow, male normal/flying type
angry bird: and I literally just saw Treecko eating a stick
twig vore: I literally just decided I will roast you alive
michaelangelo: lmao
michaelangelo: Squirtle, I'm a male water-type with some cool sunglasses~
heracross stay the fuck away-: Bulbasaur, male grass/poison-type and me and Pikachu are in charge of all these hooligans.
i am golden: bold of you to assume you can control us
gangnam style: Totodile, male water-type and professional updog
little explosion murder: oh arceus
angry bird: what's updog?
angry bird: FUCK
little explosion murder: NOOOOO
hey hey!: eyyy
the Beatles: Muk has been typing for a long time im scared
twig vore: asdfgh
michaelangelo: lmao
roly poly: idgi?
heracross stay the fuck away-: I give up
gangnam style: heheh
little explosion murder: Cyndaquil, male fire-type and unfortunately his ^^^ brother
flower girl: Bayleef, female grass-type and the big sister of the group (*~v~*)/
mr. krabs: Kingler, male water-type.
i have 29 brothers fight me: Tauros, male normal-type and the leader of my herd
michaelangelo: he's bad at his job, btw
i have 29 brothers fight me: ...
flower girl: Arceus Squirtle you made Tauros cry!
free hugs!!!: probably since I walked in on him doing that with that elite four member that usually pops by
free hugs!!!: also Muk, male poison-type ^^
little explosion murder: I-
angry bird: wh-
heracross stay the fuck away-: that's it, I'm leaving
michaelangelo: bulbasaur noooo
the Beatles: I can attest, Bulbasaur is walking away solemnly
the Beatles: probably gonna sulk in the forest
twig vore: can I join him
Father Mouse: *cries*
flower girl: Literally nobody needed to know that.
mr. krabs: I am never gonna see the Professor the same way again
i am golden: damn
i am golden: Noctowl, male normal/flying type and the great overlord of this parliament
gangnam style: lies
i am golden: shut
the Beatles: Heracross, male bug/fighting type!
roly poly: Phanpy, male ground type
roly poly: also what does Muk mean by 'that'?
mr. krabs: ...
gangnam style: HOLY SHIT
little explosion murder: FOR FUCK'S SAKE
hey hey!: LMAO
heracross stay the fuck away-: GODS
i have 29 brothers fight me: NO
Father Mouse: NOBODY ANSWER OR ARCEUS HELP ME I WILL KILL YOU
flower girl: MUK LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
Father Mouse: AND RESSURECT YOU SO BAYLEF CAN KILL YOU
flower girl: THANK YOU PIKACHU
free hugs!!!: I'M SORRY
angry bird: WHAT IS HAPPENIG
i am golden: >Baylef
Father Mouse: LOOKING AT YOU SQUIRTLE
free hugs!!!: I FORGOT
gangnam style: DAMN
twig vore: Baylef
michaelangelo: why me? *(>_<)*
mr. krabs: Baylef lol
heracross stay the fuck away-: YOU SURE AS HELL KNOW WHY
Father Mouse: AND FUCK YOU TOO NOCTOWL
heracross stay the fuck away-: REMEMBER TOGEPI
little explosion murder: That day still gives me nightmares
roly poly: i still don't get it
gangnam style: BAYLEF
michaelangelo: THAT WAS CHARIZARD, NOT ME
i am golden: hopefully you never shall
Father Mouse: trust me Phanpy
Father Mouse: it's for your own sake
i have 29 brothers fight me: Baylef
Father Mouse: stop
Father Mouse: Also Squirtle, you're dead once Charizard sees this.
michaelangelo: oh shit oh fuck-
gangnam style: RIP
little explosion murder: I will grieve you dearly
little explosion murder: also Baylef
angry bird: ASH HAS A CHARIZARD!?

Chorizo is online.

Chorizo: Sure as hell he does!
Chorizo: ...
Chorizo: Squirtle you are fucking dead
michaelangelo: o.o