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Fanfiction The Oak's Lab Chatfic Literally Nobody Asked For

Discussion in 'Literature Library' started by Jupjami, Aug 5, 2021.

  1. Jupjami

    Jupjami Thy friendly neighbourhood birb shaman

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    I shall one day regret this, but eh

    Pikachu created the chat.
    Pikachu added Bulbasaur and 16
    others to the chat.

    Pikachu: Please don't make me regret this.
    Pikachu: Looking at you, Squirtle.

    Squirtle is online.

    Squirtle: too late~

    Squirtle changed his nickname to michaelangelo.
    michaelangelo changed 14 nicknames.


    Father Mouse: why

    Bayleef and 8 others are online.

    gangnam style: bold of you to expect us to behave
    mr. krabs: ngl, I kinda like my name.
    flower girl: Wait, how are u even typing? You have claws
    gangnam style: girl ur four-legged tho?
    flower girl: Touché
    heracross stay the fuck away-: I- y'know what, this nickname is fine.
    the Beatles: Bulbasauurrrrrr
    the Beatles: how could youuuu!!!
    little explosion murder: I can hear those exclamation points how
    heracross stay the fuck away-: don't deny it. you try to latch onto my back every day.
    gangnam style: mood
    mr. krabs: lol
    i am golden: he sepaketh the truth
    michaelangelo: 'sepaketh' lmao
    i am golden: speaketh*
    i am golden: fuck
    flower girl: language!!! Phanpy is here!
    roly poly: Bayleeeef I'm not a kidddd ><
    little explosion murder: Bulbasaur's nickname literally has the same word
    free hugs!!!: Prof. Oak is making weird sounds, I think I broke him
    golden birb: thine words say otherwise
    Father Mouse: wh-

    Corphish and 2 others are online.

    Treecko: ...
    Corphish: new friends!
    i am golden: seems like our trainer hath found some more poor souls to torment with his stupid life decisions
    gangnam style: F
    little explosion murder: F
    michaelangelo: F
    heracross stay the fuck away-: F
    free hugs!!!: F
    Taillow: I'm literally scared

    Corphish changed his nickname to hey hey!.

    i have 29 brothers fight me: you should be.

    hey hey! changed 2 nicknames.

    twig vore: this seems... interesting
    twig vore: okay fuck you Corphish
    michaelangelo: lmfao
    angry bird: FUCK YOU CORPHISH
    flower girl: Dear Ho-oh, yet another troublemaker
    gangnam style: I feel called out
    i have 29 brothers fight me: what happened to Prof. Oak?
    Father Mouse: *sighs*
    Father Mouse: Just introduce yourselves so I can go back to eating ketchup.
    Father Mouse: newbies go first
    hey hey!: I'll start then! ^^
    hey hey!: Corphish, male water type!!! the best type!!!
    michaelangelo: AMEN
    mr. krabs: amen!
    gangnam style: A
    gangnam style: M
    little explosion murder: no
    gangnam style: E
    twig vore: grass-types be like
    gangnam style: N
    gangnam style: DAMMIT
    twig vore: Treecko, male grass-type and I DO NOT EAT STICKS
    hey hey!: doubt
    twig vore: shut
    angry hird: Taillow, male normal/flying type
    angry bird: and I literally just saw Treecko eating a stick
    twig vore: I literally just decided I will roast you alive
    michaelangelo: lmao
    michaelangelo: Squirtle, I'm a male water-type with some cool sunglasses~ ;)
    heracross stay the fuck away-: Bulbasaur, male grass/poison-type and me and Pikachu are in charge of all these hooligans.
    i am golden: bold of you to assume you can control us
    gangnam style: Totodile, male water-type and professional updog
    little explosion murder: oh arceus
    angry bird: what's updog?
    angry bird: FUCK
    little explosion murder: NOOOOO
    hey hey!: eyyy
    the Beatles: Muk has been typing for a long time im scared
    twig vore: asdfgh
    michaelangelo: lmao
    roly poly: idgi?
    heracross stay the fuck away-: I give up
    gangnam style: heheh
    little explosion murder: Cyndaquil, male fire-type and unfortunately his ^^^ brother
    flower girl: Bayleef, female grass-type and the big sister of the group (*~v~*)/
    mr. krabs: Kingler, male water-type.
    i have 29 brothers fight me: Tauros, male normal-type and the leader of my herd
    michaelangelo: he's bad at his job, btw
    i have 29 brothers fight me: ...
    flower girl: Arceus Squirtle you made Tauros cry!
    free hugs!!!: probably since I walked in on him doing that with that elite four member that usually pops by
    free hugs!!!: also Muk, male poison-type ^^
    little explosion murder: I-
    angry bird: wh-
    heracross stay the fuck away-: that's it, I'm leaving
    michaelangelo: bulbasaur noooo
    the Beatles: I can attest, Bulbasaur is walking away solemnly
    the Beatles: probably gonna sulk in the forest
    twig vore: can I join him
    Father Mouse: *cries*
    flower girl: Literally nobody needed to know that.
    mr. krabs: I am never gonna see the Professor the same way again
    i am golden: damn
    i am golden: Noctowl, male normal/flying type and the great overlord of this parliament
    gangnam style: lies
    i am golden: shut
    the Beatles: Heracross, male bug/fighting type!
    roly poly: Phanpy, male ground type :)
    roly poly: also what does Muk mean by 'that'?
    mr. krabs: ...
    gangnam style: HOLY SHIT
    little explosion murder: FOR FUCK'S SAKE
    hey hey!: LMAO
    heracross stay the fuck away-: GODS
    i have 29 brothers fight me: NO
    Father Mouse: NOBODY ANSWER OR ARCEUS HELP ME I WILL KILL YOU
    flower girl: MUK LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
    Father Mouse: AND RESSURECT YOU SO BAYLEF CAN KILL YOU
    flower girl: THANK YOU PIKACHU
    free hugs!!!: I'M SORRY
    angry bird: WHAT IS HAPPENIG
    i am golden: >Baylef
    Father Mouse: LOOKING AT YOU SQUIRTLE
    free hugs!!!: I FORGOT
    gangnam style: DAMN
    twig vore: Baylef
    michaelangelo: why me? *(>_<)*
    mr. krabs: Baylef lol
    heracross stay the fuck away-: YOU SURE AS HELL KNOW WHY
    Father Mouse: AND FUCK YOU TOO NOCTOWL
    heracross stay the fuck away-: REMEMBER TOGEPI
    little explosion murder: That day still gives me nightmares
    roly poly: i still don't get it
    gangnam style: BAYLEF
    michaelangelo: THAT WAS CHARIZARD, NOT ME
    i am golden: hopefully you never shall
    Father Mouse: trust me Phanpy
    Father Mouse: it's for your own sake
    i have 29 brothers fight me: Baylef
    Father Mouse: stop
    Father Mouse: Also Squirtle, you're dead once Charizard sees this.
    michaelangelo: oh shit oh fuck-
    gangnam style: RIP
    little explosion murder: I will grieve you dearly
    little explosion murder: also Baylef
    angry bird: ASH HAS A CHARIZARD!?

    Chorizo is online.

    Chorizo: Sure as hell he does!
    Chorizo: ...
    Chorizo: Squirtle you are fucking dead
    michaelangelo: o.o
     
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  2. NyxieRina

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    False. I've been looking for this exact time of shenaniganergy in the FanFic sites (Chat fics are excellent crack fics). I really enjoyed this! I wouldn't mind reading more :P
     
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  3. ChocoChicken

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    Muk that's TMI you need to spoiler that you literal piece of-
    Anyway this chatfic was quite entertaining and while i don't know most of these guys (I only really started knowing all this in BW aaA-) this is Good
     
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