Eh...don't particularly enjoy either...but I would say coffee. Would you rather wake up and find all your loved ones dead, or wake up to find that you don't remember anything. ANYTHING.
Wake up and realize you don't remember everything. It's better than having dead people... Would you rather lose both your arms or both your legs?
Lemon. It would be hard to eat the coconut shell. XD You did say WHOLE after all. Would you rather be a misunderstood hero or a misunderstood ninja?
I'd rather be a Magikarp. I'd evolve into something more awesome, and frankly, more dangerous. Would you rather be a Voltorb or a Doduo?
Doduo, I don't want to explode all the time. Would you rather be trapped in SAO or trapped in a life draining crystal
SAO! At least it'll be more fun than a life-draining crystal. Would you rather turn into a cheesecake or a chocolate mousse?
Chocolate Mousse. Where I live, it is easily the least popular of the desserts, therefore I might live a little longer. Would you rather be stuck staring at a Jynx or a Lopunny all day?
Definitely a lopunny... jynx's are larger and she would stare back and hypnotize me and probably kiss me... ugh the thought of it! Would you rather listen to the dora the explorer theme song for a day or listen to the my little pony theme song for a day? Bronies shouldn't answer this question
Dora the Explorer. They're both terrible, but at least there's some nostalgia in the Dora song for me. Yeah... That was a show I watched when I was like... Three... Would you rather be hypnotized by Hypno or Jynx?
I can't do anything with Jynx'es, they are so freaky. At least hypno looks like a professional, I'll choose him. Would you rather get bitten by a seviper or slashed by a zangoose?
Slashed by a Zangoose. Seviper would probably poison me. Would you rather have a Charmander or a Cyndaquill in real life?
Hit by a truck, death can come quicker that way. Would you rather eat a dozen cockroaches that are alive or lick an elephant's dirty foot?
I guess licking the elephant's foot would end faster. I'd just brush my teeth for ten hours after. Would you rather have an iPhone break or a stuffed Pikachu?
My iPhone break, I'd just get it fixed. Would you rather win the lottery or have Pokémon in real life?
Pokémon in real life. They're worth more than money. Would you rather be chased by 112 rabid Chihuahuas or let Justin Bieber take your shirt off?