Would You Rather.

Pokémon in real life. They're worth more than money.

Would you rather be chased by 112 rabid chihuahuas or let Justin Bieber sleep in your bed?

 

Oops, I double posted.

Unicorn! It can be blue and I can name is Henry!

Would you rather eat your mom or your dad?

 

My mom. There would be less to eat.

Would you rather bungee-jump off the tallest bridge in the world or live on the moon forever?

 

Bungee Jump off a bridge. I'd hate to live on the moon.

Would you rather eat a fat horse or a moose?

 

I don't know which one is worse...bah, I'll say moose.

Would you rather eat 10 black widows or wear green for the rest of your life?

 

Wear green. That way, I wouldn't get poisoned and die.
Would you rather be too hot or too cold?

 

Too cold.

Would you rather listen to the Dora Explorer theme for the rest of your life or be forced to watch Spongebob?

 

Spongebob.

Would you rather die or live to rest on the ground?

 

Live to rest on the ground.

Would you rather re-live your worse day on loop forever or live in a white room with no color forever?

 

A white room with no color.

Would you rather be watch Teletubbies for the rest of your life or Spongebob?

 

Spongebob for sure.

Would you rather live forever or die the most painful death ever? (think about this hard xD)

 

Live forever - If I can live forever, I can find a way to kill myself in the least painful way possible.

Would you rather have the power to walk on water or swim through land?

 

Walk on water.

Would you rather lick inside Nicki Minaj's mouth or wear a meat dress?

 

Wear a meat dress. I can wear it in my room and no one would see. It's as if I didn't wear it, ha! With Minaj however...she has paparazzi who will take a buttload of pictures and stuff that will never be forgotten. NOOOOOOooooo!

Would you rather have sex ed taught to you by your mom or your dad?

 

By my mom. It would be hard to talk to my dad about it. I had to learn sex ed from a male teacher xD It sucked...

Would you rather have swim with sharks or walk with tigers?

 

Swim with a shark? unless I'm allowed to climb trees

Would you rather wrap a snake around your neck or Justin Bieber's arm?

 

A snake. Some snakes are nice.

Would you rather go to school everyday but finish early or go to school four days a week and finish later?

 

Go to school everyday, of course! The stress may be high, but damn, after that, no more. You have a head start among your peers looking for a job, which is a plus!

Boots or Backpack (Dora)?

 

Backpack... I can't stand the monkey, I'll take a dumb song anyday. And the backpack is more useful, it actually has stuff I can use

Would you rather go to a movie with Justin Bieber or about Justin Bieber

 

Go to a movie with him. I can sit as far away as I can, and not talk to him.

Would you rather have to marry at eightteen or be forever alone?