Purchased certain restricted substances without a proper license to do so. I also put dirt in and then urinated into a kid's bicycle helmet when I was mad at him when I was 9. TAKE ME AWAY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5MO6pQbSm8 :^)
I have made Sanctuary cry on multiple occasions - some intentional, some not. However, as it was always for a good cause (read: fixing code), I don't regret a single one of those moments. ...also, the My Notes function keeps breaking even after it repeatedly gets fixed.
*belting out When You're Evil* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxJrjV4PNXA and I might have, or might not have stolen candy from a baby
Ummm... okay, so I bit my teacher in kindergarten. I'm gonna get arrested for that? "You could have infected her." I don't remember any blood. "And you ran away." I CLIMBED ON TOP OF THE SLIDE. ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS GO OUTSIDE. "... Jimmy, we need the heavy-duty handcuffs..."
I stole a few gummy worms from my niece and told her it was because she owed me taxes. I tricked the dog into thinking I threw a toy when I didn't and watched her look for it for three minutes. I tricked the cat into thinking I freshened up her food when all I did was put it behind the bag and shook it. I stole cadd's chocolate bar then put the wrapper back where I found it. I bought 3 different r4 carts when I was younger. I have yet to return a borrowed copy of Pokémon emerald and a ds lite 4 years later.
Ah, the well-known 'parent tax'. That always crops up around times when capitalism tries to, both physically and metaphorically, push candy down our throats. I've known it well. ...And, honestly, what current or past dog hasn't done this? I've done that way back when and I had no shame in doing so, because it amused me.
I was on Milk Duty, the person who brought the milk count for snack time, and I never brought the slip down to the office. It was never mentioned. I felt guilty for a long time. True story Also, I probably stole all the puppies from the nearby kennel or something...
I forgot to send nova a picture of a raichu I forgot to pay eclipse for that bet I lost I grossed out my coworkers by eating frozen sushi and chicken wanton soup for lunch today and have no regrets or shame from it
I'm MissingNo, and I may have glitched out the Pentagon...it's not my fault, how was I supposed to know they were planning the national debt payoff RIGHT THEN?! Come on... I was myself. I may have put someone in hospital for playing Justin Beiber around me, but hey, NO REGRETS! None. #MissingNo
Hrm.. well I sure do have an R4 cartridge and a powersave, but I don't use them in such a fashion that it ever really impacts anyone else so I haven't got a guilty feeling about it. Oh right, I always camp in the right lane even though apparently the law and the signs say stay left unless overtaking. But if I'm going to a destination that will be on the right, even if it's an hour away, I want to be sure I'm prepared by being in the correct lane as far ahead of time as possible, what if someone doesn't let me in when I'm close to the turn! That's the kind of thing that causes accidents!!