Wish granted~! You can now read any language~ (That doesn't mean you can understand them tho...) I wish I am Zalgo had better internet~
Granted, but there is only lightning, so it just makes you uneasy, expecting thunder at any moment, but it never comes. I wish that the next person would get two wishes.
Oh yes, all humans get along~ That's because they stripped the humans rights of the majority, so they're not really humans anymore, no~? I wish I had scales for skin...
Wish granted, but they're unbearably itchy. I wish the eels in Mario Galaxy were (much) less scary looking. Also on an unrelated note: Fine, I'll do it myself.
Your thrown in jail and don't ever get to see your wish come true. I wish that endangered animals would return in great numbers.
They return but humans kill them again in a matter of hours I wish that I wasn't deathly afraid of thunderstorms .