aight, hi. i'm supposed to be working on a crap ton of missing assignments, but i'm lazy and getting mad at my chair. so imma write this as a way of saying chairs suck. Chairs suck. By LassusVulpes. Chairs are the worst thing to ever be invented by man. They swerve around endlessly, they're uncomfortable, and just ugly. This is why , I am writing this. the chair, invented some odd years ago by some caveman, who sat on a rock. And went "Hmmm butt feel good." And for decades people sat on rocks, then some daft moron went "Log. Sit." And sat on the log. He got sapped , but he had a much easier time sitting on it then the rock. So he cleaned the log, and now we have wooden log chairs. THEN SOMEONE WENT, LET"S ADD FUCKING WHEELS TO IT, GOD THAT WAS A MISTAKE! THE WHEELS ARE ENDLESSLY TURNING AND MOVING YOU AROUND, IF YOU AS MUCH AS DARE SIT IMPROPER, HOHO YOU'RE ABSOLUTLY DONE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY YOU HALF WIT! BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA JUST SPIN AROUND AT 1000 MPS, AND GET SICK, BUT NOT ONLY THAT! BUT YOU ALSO HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANY POTENTAL CABLES IN THE WAY NOW, LET'S GET ONTO THIS PART. CHAIRS ARE UNCOMFORTABLE If you as much as sit a little bit off the center of the chair, you get back pain, arm pain, SUFFERING AND AGONY, The chairs shape can be much better, we can just have giant beanbags instead of chairs . wait. is a beanbag a chair? no , it's a slime of beans. Besides even when you sit in a chair correctly, it's uncomfortable . AND LET ME GET STARTED, ON THEIR LOOKS! THEY LOOK LIKE EYESORES, NO ONE LIKES THE LOOK OF CHAIRS. LIKE LET ME SHOW YOU PICTURES OF CHAIRS , AND TELL ME. WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO SIT IN ONE?? i rest my case. AND THIS IS WHY CHAIRS ARE HORRIBLE AND NEED TO ALL BE SWAPPED WITH GIANT BEANBAGS!