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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ChocoChicken, Jul 17, 2018.

  1. ChocoChicken

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    Do you like chickens?
    Do you think that they can take over the world?
    Did you know that chickens can hunt down and eat small snakes and mice? Even venomous ones!
    This has been some quick questions and facts about chickens.
     
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  2. Laserdragon14

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    They are good to eat, but I really don't see them taking over the world and here is why:
    1. when one gets weak the other chickens peck it to death
    2. when there is a thunderstorm they pile up and therefore crushing all the other chickens that somehow end up in the bottom of the pile.
     
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  3. ChocoChicken

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    Ah, that is true. However, that is simply pecking order. Humans have taken over the world, and yet the weak is still dying. When there is a storm, the ones who have no shelter may die, too. If humans have a similar situation, but with more, how did they take over?
     
  4. Laserdragon14

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    We learned to adapt and the weak band together and did what it took to survive. We were curious enough to explore and used the resources around us and create things that made surviving easier or better. At least...that is what I believe...
     
  5. Chicken

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    1. Yes
    2. No, they're not intelligent enough. They'll have to somehow be able to overthrow the human race, which is nearly impossible.
     
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    Why would you insult yourself like that? I'm sure that if you and your chickeny brethren can unite and form a proper plan, and have enough determination, you can do it!
     
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  7. Chicken

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    That is why we are forming a new race known as the "Killer Chickens". Soon, they will rise up beyond all, and conquer the universe.
     
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    I will supply you with potato chips if you spare me and my loved ones.
     
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  9. ChocoChicken

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    Thank you. FChick and I are raising the army. I have also joined forces with Fobbies and Möbius strips.
     
  10. Gazi

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    Somehow I'm not surprised that chickens will eventually take over the world. Those things can be fierce. My family keeps chickens, and they're always escaping from our pens and like to sleep just outside our door. They're just looking for the best chance to strike, I just know it.
     
  11. ChocoChicken

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    Yes. They are. I’ll find their leader and form an alliance, I guess. Someday. Someday, we will overcome the world.
    And have you ever seen your chickens eat anything strange? Or chase mice? Or do anything cute?




    I’m totally not jealous of the fact that you have chickens.
     
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    I haven't really watched the chickens as they eat, but I know that if we leave them with the eggs that they lay for too long that they will end up eating those. I don't know why they would eat these eggs that could have potentially hatched into mighty warriors, but then again, I'm not a chicken, so I really wouldn't know.
     
  13. ChocoChicken

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    It’s because the eggs aren’t fertilised. It’s safe to eat. They know what they’re doing. Chickens are intelligent life forms, my friend.
     
  14. Chicken

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    We should make a chicken warrior RP.
     
  15. ChocoChicken

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    Eh, maybe. Weren’t you planning one? Also this is not the place to be talking about it XD
     
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    Let's move this to a private convo
     
  17. OzoneFruit

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    Both chickens and their eggs taste good, but I'll be darned if those things aren't giving me the evil eye half the time I look at them. Also, contrary to what you might think, chickens can glide pretty darn well. I've gone to Hawaii and the wild chickens there can easily fly-hop up 12 foot trees. It's a pretty funny sight to see.
     
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    I love chickens! I used to have pet chickens before... my family ate them... BUT OH MY GOSH DO THEY POOP A LOT.
    Of course, I don't really eat meat anymore so I can't help but feel bad for the poor things being slaughtered and what not.
    They're just really soft birbs.
     
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    Chickens definitely will rule the world. We used to own five chickens, but they rose up and took over out household. Then they took over my city. I'm typing this from the rubble that's all that's left of my house. It's only a matter of time until they find me. I can hear them clucking just around the corner. Help. We have no more means of defence as they've killed all of our venomous snakes. There's no escape.
     
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    Chickens are great, I like them… Except in Zelda games, they're very scary in there.
     
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