Before you can jump in, you'll need an alter-ego. Then talk about whatever you feel like, as long as it's not about winning.
Just as a base for reference and to make sure I don't stick out like a sore thumb, what is your alter-ego?
I'm a queen. I have no arms, legs, eyes, or ears. But what i do have is a voice, and that's what matters.
Hmm...I see... In that case, I am a satyr, more specifically a thief. I wear a cape and other articles of clothing that seem way too fancy for someone like me to attain. But of course, I won't tell you where I got them. However, I will talk to you about many other topics. Unless that's too outlandish and ridiculous.