who invented sleep

Sleep is a scam
not worth it lmao

 

Unfortunately it's pretty expensive no matter where you get it; often times it's at a steep cost of social interactions or free time, though I hear it's possible to get some fairly decent returns if you invest in it with productivity. Just be careful with where/when you get it, because the exact quality of sleep can vary pretty widely.

 

It depends what kind of deal you ordered. Some can cost you about 12+ hours. But at the same time, if you find the sales, they can cost you up to 2-3 hours. I have a private dealer (no I wong give a name), and I usually get a sweet deal of 6-8 hours of sleep.

 

I invented sleep. And since I invented it, I have all the supply I'll ever need. Since I have so much, I'll sell it to you for a million Sataxes, or 3 Slowpoke Tails. No discounts, especially for you, Ryan. You owe me extra.

 

What is this sleep you speak of and how can you get more of it?

Asking for a friend.

 

I wonder how you were able to last this long without noticing the need for sleep - or all of the resting that you have invariably taken.

Sleep is essentially a costless way to enable your body to recover faster from fatigue and injury, and also helps to slow down your thoughts when they get a bit too fast for your liking. Drawbacks are that it requires investments of several hours at a time for maximum efficacy, but the returns are well worth it. It truly is the greatest invention since sliced bread.

Said no one ever.

 

Sleep is for the weak, and for some reason every time that I tried it, someone hacks the clocks to where it is time to get up whenever my head hits the pillow. Help, please?

 

I regularly use sleep everyday. It costs a fair bit, but I would 10/10 recommend it.

 

I swear it's all set up by the government to keep us in check. Don't sleep, wake up sheeple

 

You mean sleeple

 

I'm not rich so I can only afford to get about 4-6 hours of sleep per day. However, I'd say the benefits are worth the cost.

 

I threw myself into debt by buying too much sleep

 

I don't get why you guys all seem to have to pay so much for it. Sure it takes a little time to use effectively, but the copyright on the brand wore off several million years ago. As long as you find a good seller, you can get it nearly dirt cheap. Of course the ones who don't believe in sleep are in denial, I don't know how I could live without it! That or they might have bought it but never found a good place to use it.

 

Time is angel, sleep is devil. Once you oay for devil, angel got wasted away. The more you sleep, the more you waste but it is kind of devil everyone needs for some time. Well, I guess we pay for sleep with time as we pay for water and food with money. Today's world is so expensive

 

I dunno who invented it, but I'd love to shake their hand some time.

 

HA. Sleep, Shleep.

Only the strong can survive with only a few hours of that stuff.

 

Sleep is goodm I love me some sleep. You don't realize how amazing a nap is until after passing an all-nighter.

 

What is this sleep you talk of? I have to pull an all nighter to not fail calculus

 

What? It's a thing now? Sleep is a precious luxury to me.