Red stop going on about your darn thrones This game is pretty simple! All you have to do is fail at reaching the throne! Basically, you set a goal you want to reach. The next user along will state you did not reach it and what stopped you, before stating their goal. Example: User ★: I want to get to the Cloud Kingdom! User ♪: You did not reach the Cloud Kingdom! You were shot down by anti-aircraft sheep! Now, I want to... and so on! So let's start! I'm dead set on reaching that Nuclear Throne! surprise surprise surprise
You did not reach the Nuclear Throne! You got totally exploded by a radioactive battletoad with a bazooka about six footsteps into a tunnel ominously named "level three". I want to go to the Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty!
You did not reach the throne because the grass was green with nuclear waste. I want to reach the candy kingdom.
You did not reach the throne because giant sentient blobs of bubblegum ate you alive, blew you into a bubble and burst you to pieces, repeating this process many times. I want to go to the Sky Witch's Kingdom!
you did not reach sky witch temple due to crow familiars swooping on you. I want to reach the lost city of gold
You did not reach the lost city of gold because you silly Spaniards don't realize that the Mayans were talking about chocolate I want to get to the kingdom of Canada
You did not reach the Kingdom of Canada because your boat didn't cross the Maple Syrup river. I want to go to the Not-Yet-Dead Kingdom
You did not make it to the Not-Yet-Dead Kingdom because, well, you don't meet the requirements. Not since the other people who don't qualify decided to make a chair from your bones, at least. I want to reach the edge of the flat earth!
You did not reach the end of the flat earth cause you forgot it's actually round and thus spent the rest of your life going in circles. I want to reach the tower of moni!
You did not reach the Tower of moni because it was seeping with nuclear waste and mercury. I want to go to Orgrimmar!
You did not Silvermoon City because it was the middle of the day. I want to reach the Host Club at Ouran High's Music Room #3!
You did not reach Hyrule, for Ganondorf stopped you before you could even say Triforce! I want to go to meet Providence (+10 cookies to whoever gets what boss I'm mentioning)
You did not reach the Indigo Plateau because the Plateau wasn't painted Indigo /troll I want to go to the Tomb Of Skorgrim!