Corrupt a wish

But then you wouldnt be able to hold it

I wish i could fly

 

Granted. You can fly 2 feet above the ground.

I wish I was invisible.

 

But then you would never be able to reapear

i wish everything i do ends up well

 

But then people will come after you to make you unable to do anything

I wish my sister wasn't a jerk

 

Your sister is no longer a jerk, but instead has fallen in love with you, and now you have to deal with a sibling complex. Just like all the animu

I wish that my legs wouldn't fall asleep when I sit down with my legs crossed

 

Wish granted, but now your legs fall asleep when you sit in any other position.

I wish that I would stop getting distracted.

 

You no longer get distracted, but you're so focused that you can only do one task, so you forget to breath and die.

I wish Pokémon Go was compatible with my phone -.-

 

Wish granted, but it keeps lagging and crashing so you can't even play it.
I wish there was actually good stuff on TV instead of terrible old westerns and crime shows I can solve 5 minutes it (SPOILER ALERT: it's always the wife)

 

You are allowed to watch good stuff, but this "good stuff" turns out to be 24/7 infomercials. Also an earthquake occurs and the TV falls on you. Don't sit so close next time!

I wish that mine and [member='Sugar']'s wedding goes off without a hitch, and we live happily ever after.

 

Now now now no such thing as getting something done like this without a hitch! For one thing the groom's car breaks down.

I wish I had a pie to do one of those cliche things you see on tv

 

You get your pie, but it's filled with acid and you know it. But, you really can't help yourself, and...! Oh no, your face burned off.

I wish I could remember to breathe at regular intervals.

 

You now remember to breathe at regular intervals, however you forget to exhale and die of carbon monoxide poisoning.

I wish that this wish never was wished.

 

Which then you wasted your wish

I wish I could write fanfiction again T-T

 

But then, the evil writers did something bad....! And I would not explain otherwise.

I wish I was a little less serious than I am now...

 

You no longer take anything seriously and become the next Joker, so Batman will eventually kill you.

I wish that the Fire Emblem Fates DLC storyline revolving around the children would come out so I can play it.

 

Oh no the game has gotten sold out! No you have to wait even longer!

I wish I could think of a wish

 

Granted. You now know what you want to wish for! Congrats! But hey, you used up your only wish so
*duck noises*

I wish for Pokémon's final core games to have the most satisfying ending with great plot and no loose ends (and great gameplay) even if that's asking a bit much lmao

 

Granted but it never gets released to the public

I wish I had more friends.

 

Granted, but now they will never leave you alone.
Never.
Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Ever-

I wish I could pick up my dog without her freaking out.

 

Granted but she isn't calm unless you hold her

I wish I had sun and moon early