Granted,but there is no trade system or WiFi and your tame can't download external update data so you can't play it. I wish I had the means and the ability to wish for the perfect wish.
Wish granted, but that was your perfect wish, so you just wasted it. I wish I could get things the day the come out.
Granted, but that's all you're able to draw for the rest of your life. Hooray, you can make amazing decapitated anime people! I wish this stupid music player would stop lagging.
Granted, but your internet connection starts lagging. I wish everytime i want to buy something, i would have the exact amount in my wallet.
*cough cough same thing :/ cough cough* Wish granted, but that's all the money you have. Ever. Ever. I wish I could stay up as long as I wanted and not feel exhausted the next day.
Granted, however you are eternally hungry and cannot take care of personal business. I wish that the next persons wish was corrupt worse than his last wish.
But the wish was made better with no consequences. I wish that I could create actual Pokémon in the real world.
But then there might not be a way to control them/befriend them for a few thousand years. I wish that Negaishipping IS canon! #NegaishippingForever #NegaishippingistheOTP
Granted, but Iris is never allowed to be interact with Ash ever again. I wish that life wasn't so boring.
Granted but now its not boring because everyone 1 in 6 people you meet or ever make eye contact with will either die or try to kill you, and you have to make eye contact with people otherwise you will die and your body will release a pathogen killing billions. I wish someone would sing.... I NEED A HERO!!!!!!!
Sadly, you write so fast, that your writing becomes unintelligible. You later acquire Carpel Tunnel Syndrome. You develop a hatred for anything done too quickly, and as a direct result you detach from modern pop music, instead developing a love for slow moving 80s power ballads with plenty of fake toms. I wish something good would happen to me, without anything bad happening.
Granted, but everything good happens to you alone, all of the world's food, drink, physical objects and money go exclusively to you. The rest of the population loses all of its possessions but you cannot return them. The people are angry, the entire planet unites to remove you from existence, however they cannot as "nothing bad happens to you" so they continue to try until they run out of the only thing they have left; determination. They cannot even receive a proper burial by there family as there bodies come to you. I wish that it was Tuesday everyday.
Granted, but something bad or at least unlucky happens to you everyday around lunch time. I wish that we could get a Pokémon anime series with Bonnie as the main character, and that she has Squishy and Dedenne as her first/Partner Pokémon!
Granted, but Bonnie soon becomes the most boring character in the entire franchise, and Dedenne has become a fat little pig of a mouse with nothing positive to bring to anything. Oh, and Squishy smokes and takes drugs. Good job, you ruined Pokémon. I wish for a Nintendo Switch with more than 32GB of data built in.
Granted, but it's always glitchy and malfunctions. I wish that there were more Ghost type Legendaries.
Granted, but they all have the ability Truant. I wish Mega Garchomp kept the ability Rough Skin and had 20 more Base Speed.