Granted, But Mega Garchomp loses 10% of it's health capacity. I wish that i would have my very own Latias.
Granted, but now they all have Barney on them. I wish I could go back and forth between the real world and the Pokémon world whenever I want.
Granted, but you cannot speak in the Pokémon world. I wish i could summon dragons. And be able to kill people by shouting at them.
But the summoned dragons don't listen to you, and you'd be taken in for annoying the neighborhood with your yelling. I wish I had telekinesis.
Granted, but everytime you use it, you develop a massive headache afterwards. I wish i could bend every element.
Granted, but you can only bend the elements while sitting on the toilet. I wish I could have a nice day off.
Granted, but you have to do paperwork first, the size of 2 Mt. Everests put together I wish I could learn how to bake instantly.
Granted, but you get a massive headache afterwards. I wish i could summon any fictional character to help me.
Granted, but the fictional character that you summon will turn against you afterwards. Yes, even Lillie or Nebby. I wish I could get all the plushies that I want.
Even my own ocs? Granted, but they will try to kill you at night if you don't feed them every minute. I wish i had the ability to summon my own ocs. They are my best friends and they won't kill me.
Yes, even your OCs Granted. If they can't kill you, then they're the ones who will die because of an incurable disease. They will die a second after you summon them. Have fun with your heart breaking every time you see them die. I wish I had all the chocolates in the world.
Granted but they will taste like blood, pee and... other stuff you won't like. I wish i had my own pikachu that can't die, won't kill me or hurt itself, others or me without my permission. And it's normal size.
Granted, but this Pikachu will suffer from a very disturbing disease that cannot be cured, not even in the Pokémon Center. It will live the rest of its days feeling sick and tired. But most importantly, can you bear to see it suffering? I wish I could control all the Pokémon in the Poké World. They cannot hurt me or turn against me, nor can they die or have sickness, are always normal sized and cannot be made of pee and disgusting things that I don't like. They also can't suddenly disappear or plan world domination. Well, this has gone intense.
Granted, but they leave for another person three days after. I wish i had my own latias. Not dime sized, can't die, normal size, doesn't have sickness, won't leave me, won't kill other people or me, and won't be made of weird stuff.
Granted, but due to divine intervention, your Latias becomes sick and dies after 1 hour, is made of weird stuff, is humongous, will kill other people after three minutes, will leave you and kill you after 5 minutes and cannot be calmed down at all. I wish I could enter real life and anime world whenever I want. Anime or real life world can't be distorted when I go to one place after another, cannot be made of weird stuff, no divine intervention can prevent me from entering one world and returning to another, people, monsters or Pokémon can't kill me once I enter a world and those worlds are always normal sized.
Granted, but the amazing power of my oc destroys it and you. My own universe that no matter what, it can't be changed. NO COMPLAINING OR WORKAROUNDS!
Granted, but you will be filled with sadness in your own universe and you will be forced to destroy it yourself. I wish I had all the happiness in the world! I can't die because I have so much happiness and I will be immune to anything that you throw at me. Basically, no workaround saying that I suddenly feel sad, your OC destroys my happiness because literally it can't, nobody will ever make me feel angry or sad because I'm only happy and etc.
