Victini (that is LV 100 and has maximum EVs and IVs in HP), use Final Gambit! EDIT: Good luck trying to knockout a pokémon that's already fainted. How will the game continue now?! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
I declare this a legitimate response to the prior post. Thus, I will continue the game. Thunder Punch, Electabuzz!
Blast, I've been outsmarted! You may have won this time, but soon I'll get the last laugh. Mwa-ha-ha! ...Proceed.
Tsareena I command you to use your ridiculous legs and high jump kick that Snorlax into obedience. And death probably.