The Genie Game

The earth becomes cube, but so does everything else, rendering many thing useless

I wish that I was forever stuck in space with unlimited oxygen, space suit, had no need for food or toilet, and just drift, examining galaxies and stars.

 

You drift into a black hole.

I wish that I was Tony Stark without the anxiety issues.

 

Granted! You now have a multitude of super-villains knocking at your door.

I wish n00bs didn't exist.

 

Granted! Now everyone is better than you, making you a noob in their eyes, thus you cease to exist.

I wish I could graduate from college now.

 

Granted, but you get drunk and jump off a roof during a graduation party.
I wish I was a Snivy.

 

Granted, you are a Snivy born to a guy trying to breed a shiny. You are not shiny, so you are stored in a box forever.

I wish I had a Wii U and the new Super Smash Bros game

 

Granted. The WiiU Smash bros. has tons of glitches and crashes your system. Forever.
(I'm also looking forward to the new smash bros )
I wish the new fairy type was still just a rumor.

 

Granted. (It's really true!) Now every Pokémon is part fairy, and the world's balance has broken, and the world explodes.

I wish had more time to do my things.

 

Granted! You're now insomniac. You do have time to do your stuff, but you're always in some sort of sleep deprivation, mental-fog state.

On that note, I wish I could fall asleep at will.

 

Granted, but now you can't wake up and are trapped in an endless nightmare.
I wish I had magic powers.

 

Granted. But you can't control and it and you die when one if your spells backfires on you.

I wish I had mint ice cream right now.

@Slugkid: OMG, it's really true! I couldn't sleep last night...

 

Granted, but on your first bite, you realise that you are lactose intolerant and die.
I wish my Town Development thingo in Animal Crossing is confirmed

 

Granted, but there's only one small difference and you can't notice it.
I wish I was noticed more for my talents and less for my mistakes.

 

Granted. Now people will always look at you with awe, you become arrogant, and then everyone hates you in the end, talent or not. You will be forever alone.

I wish I had more space to put my things.

 

Granted, you store your things in outer space.
I wish for my tablet to work properly.

 

Granted. But now your PC breaks down, rendering your tablet useless in the end.

I wish I knew how to paint using watercolor.

 

Granted, you forget how to use every other kind of art, including digital art, you lose the mechanic experience too, so no quick re-learning for you.

I wish I could create birds out of nowhere. Just... Make them appear.

 

Granted, but you realize that power is practically useless.
I wish I could create anything.

 

Everything has already been created.

I wish I could fly! C:

 

You'll fall mid-air.

I wish I had more guinea pig bedding, because I just found out I'm all out...