What's the weirdest line you've found in a Pokemon game?

"That won't work, we're both named Grunt!"
-Grunt 2... or was it 1?

 

"I like shorts! They're comfortable and easy to wear!"
Seriously, what the heck?

 

"Your power level might be over 9000!" - Psychic, XY (Whyyyyyyyy GameFreak?)

 

"Today, we're dancing for no reason. Someday, we'll disappear for no reason."
-Random people blocking gate, BW2

 

“Two buff guys standing side by side. That’s all. What? What’s the problem?”
- Two buff guys in Veilstone City Department Store (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum)

 

"Give...me...blood...
~One of the Channeler trainers in the pokémon tower, R/B/Y
Seriously, as if Lavender Town wasn't creepy enough, there's now a potential vampire walking around there?

 

Most of the things Swimmers say.

Especially female Swimmers. o_O;;;

 

"If I'm wearing a bikini... Where do I put my Poke Balls? Teehee... Woman's secret!"
- Female Swimmer

You know... There are some things that I never want to think about...

 

"Oops, dropped my balls!"
-Juggler, G/S/C

 

Spoiler: That one hiker you ride the Ferris Wheel with in B/W

Context. I need context.